Evangelista


1.) a person who worships and praises the 90s supermodel in an almost religious fashion: cindy, claudia, naomi, linda, kate, christy, stephanie, helena, eva.

2.) a gorgeous woman who refuses to get out of bed for less than 10,000 dollars a day because she’s f-cking worth it.
francine wallpapered her living room in gianni versace ads and herb ritts photos; she is such an evangelista.

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