Evangelizing your penis


the act of have s-x with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about jesus on her bed.
jake: i’m going into her room to evangelize to her.
josh: bullsh-t! the only thing you’ll be doing is evangelizing your p-n-s!
jake: whatever man…

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