even the stevens


to chop off ones’ t-st-cl-s during a s-x act
“oh man, i hooked up with sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens.”

“i gave jim a bl-wj-b but he wouldn’t let me even his stevens.”

“we have an apb an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into s-x and proceeds to even the stevens.”

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