Evening Chronicle
is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the jolly green giant of whickham, tyne & wear. whenever when he hears them lads calling him the giant, huge fella, rocking machine or postman pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads’ skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as mr ronald bell or mr gary maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
the giant would then cry out maura help them lads are taking the mick out of me mama
the evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of newcastle
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