evening primrose oil
an oil used to calm pms (pre menstrual syndrome), common amongst little b-tches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend’s drink with
george: omfg why don’t my friends ever like me and why is my bedroom a bedroom and why do i have nothing i want
alex: drink this f-cking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
-drinks oil-
alex: better?
george: better.
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