Everest Spearhead
when a male, preferably at a high-alt-tude, freezes his ejaculatory fluid into the shape of a spear. this spear is then used to stab his female partner, making a decent sized wound. the male then proceeds to have s-x with the wound, as if it were a v-g-n-. medical -ssistance is often needed afterwards.
“dude, did you hear about amber? she’s in the hospital!”
“yeah man, she tried the everest spearhead, and it didn’t agree with her”
“man, i’m tired of v-g-n-‘s”
“you should try the everest spearhead technique, it’s so much better than a v-g-n-!”
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