everlasting jobstopper


a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.
this everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.
a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
person 1: where is bob working?
person 2: he quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then i heard he was fired from kroger.
person 1: what an everlasting jobstopper!
person 2: seriously, i don’t think he has held a job for more than a month.

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