Everton
everton (also known as eversh-te, smallton) are a football club based in liverpool. they are the small neighbors of the big club liverpool fc who won 18 league t-tles and 5 european cups. everton fans are too small to be hated. therefore, liverpool fans won’t even bother about them.
person 1: hey, i think everton are losing their game.
person 2: oh really? that is normal, small clubs lose their games.
person 1: yeah you’re right, everton are just too small to be winning.
eversh-te smallton
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the team that the ordinary people of liverpool (ie “scousers”, not welsh people or tykes or c-ckneys or yokels or scandinavians )love to love. not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they’re our team from our city.
we love you everton we do. nuff said.
the peoples club, simply the pride of merseyside, always has been always will be. if your an evertonian they mean the f-ckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. they have to put up with total bullsh-t from those sc-mmy kopites who have been m-ssive fans since may 2005 but it doesn’t matter because champions league or no champions league just being an evertonian is good enough.
evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. nil satis nisi optimum
the best team in the world. evertonians are born not made. you don’t understand what it is to love everton unless you actually do, they’re more than just a football team.
bloke 1”who do you support?”
bloke 2”everton”
bloke 1”they’re f-cking boss”
everton – the peoples’ club. a team supported by the vast majority of scousers. supported by many scouse fans. unlike their -sshole neighbours who have like 17 scouse fans and 40,000 norwegian/ indian fans.
everton fans.
al: lad coming to watch the match?
john: come round mine and we’ll walk down to goodison
liverpool fans.
muhammad: hey sanjay coming to watch the match?
sanjay: yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and i’ll buy us some lfc turbans.
muhammad: sound.
the blues, the peoples’ club, the football team representing merseyside. they live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no ‘star’ players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. however, they are still above the rs and have just tw-tted manure.
me (in the walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: bout 25 minutes ar kid
being the neighbours of five times european cup winners liverpool fc, everton is an english football club that has been in serious decline since the mid eighties.
general consensus regarding everton’s top-flight status the last decade and-a-half is that they have managed to survive relegation only by old habit.
everton is also the only club in the premier league to have a stadium made out of wood.
person 1: hi mate, who do you support?
person 2: i support everton, the peoples club.
person 1: oh, i see. for how long have you been disillusioned and paranoid?
person 2: what does disillusioned and paranoid mean?
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