Everybody wants me Joe
this is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. they think all women want them. he’s the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you “want him.”
carloyn: “hey, joe, nice tie, is that new?”
(how does this in translates in joe’s mind?)
joe’s mind: “see!! i knew it! she wants me!! how do i tell her i’m not looking for a committed relationship.”
joe: “uh, thanks carolyn. i gotta go. i have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(how does this translate in carolyn’s mind?)
carolyn: “wtf? i told him nice tie!! how does he get that i’m hitting on him.” here’s another cl-ssic case of ‘everybody wants me joe.’
this is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. they think all women want them. he’s the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you “want him.”
carloyn: “hey, joe, nice tie, is that new?”
(how does this in translates in joe’s mind?)
joe’s mind: “see!! i knew it! she wants me!! how do i tell her i’m not looking for a committed relationship.”
joe: “uh, thanks carolyn. i gotta go. i have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(how does this translate in carolyn’s mind?)
carolyn: “wtf? i told him nice tie!! how does he get that i’m hitting on him.” here’s another cl-ssic case of ‘everybody wants me joe.’
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