everywhere potato
a potato that is not explicitly refined to any couch, sofa, or other similarly upholstered seats.
“i told that fat b-st-rd to get off the couch and get outside, but then i realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese.”
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