Evil Atheist Conspiracy
the evil atheist conspiracy, or eac, is a satire of the views that many believers hold regarding atheists. according to the story, the eac plans to conquer the world, persecute christians, and abolish everything good. comments on the eac frequently involve black helicopters, mind-control rays, and members’ duty to deny the existence of the eac.
“the newspaper printed my letter to the editor on the establishment clause.” “excellent work. your commendation will soon arrive from evil atheist conspiracy hq by black helicopter — or at least it would if the eac existed.”
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