evil goose


at every park, there’s one. the goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. it often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. don’t try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. it is quite a scary thing.
the innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.

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