evil jared
the bonging of an entire bottle of jaegermeister, as made popular by evil jared h-sselhoff of the bloodhound gang.
jesus christ…i did an evil jared the other day and puked my -ss off…
Read Also:
- Squinking
a failed attempt to wink by a person who can’t wink, resulting in said person squinting awkwardly. she could wink with her left eye, but when she tried to wink with her right eye she just ended up squinking. squinting while you’re winking. yeah i’m squinking right now!
- squirrel stew
wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl me: “squirrel stew!! man!!” you: “squirrel stew indeed…”
- computzor
1. endearing name for a computer my computzor is the fastest on the market!
- squnch
a double cheek pinch or two handed face smush followed by a serious and heartfelt hug. rebekah loves to squnch the kids. the sound made when two v-g-n-s are rubbed together. giselle and tom brady rubbed their v-g-n-s together and i heard a squnch. a cute, shapely pudgy girl. i met this great little squnch […]
- Sqweet
1. to go above sweet, to be so much sweeter then all 2. definition of something cool “wow man i am so sqweet” “wow your blue shoe apples are sqweet” texan for ” let’s go eat ” dude1: sqweet! dude2: you buyin’?