evil watering hose
a s-xual practice in which a black man (preferably nigerian) inserts his abnormally large p-n-s into a slender asian midgets anis. this man’s p-n-s should petrude out of the women’s mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose -rg-sm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
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