evil witness


1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time

2. starring absently for a long period of time
1. e.g. i had intensions of paying attention in cl-ss but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.

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