Evoli


a really awesome band that produced so much more problems than it did music talent.
dude, i love evoli
evoli is an awesome pokemon that can evolve into seven other forms, all another type.
can u adapt to other things?
-yeah im like evoli!
evoli \ ee-voh-lee\

definition: a quintet hailing from mchenry, il, with a list of musical influences so long, that attempts to cl-ssify the band’s genre often result in injury.

origin: childhood friends and the founding members, annie and jeff, birthed evoli when they put their musical talents together eventually producing their ep, fight or flight and first alb-m, wake up. over the years the duo had gone through many member line-up changes until they stumbled upon this formula with brian, kauri, and jeremy that seemed to fit oh-so nicely. following the release of evoli’s big, black & beautiful record, annie went on to pursue her other p-ssions and evoli adopted local songstress dakotah rose to complete the beautiful transformation into the suburban super-group that it is today.
q: what’s an evoli?
a: the name of a pokemon… in french or an awesome band that we should go see

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