Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings
1. sh-tty president ends his term. everybody is pretty po’d from his actions in office.
2. the candidates are picked. the one who can spout enough bullsh-t is picked to be the next president.
3. president makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. approval ratings jump.
4. president does something kind of good. approval ratings climb. everybody’s life if still a piece of sh-t, but look, we got this guy as our president!
5. president doesn’t do much of anything. ratings slightly drop, but holy sh-t, check out who’s our president!
(optional step) win a n-bel peace prize for no reason. approval ratings are back up.
6. p-sses controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. people are also seeing through his promises. ratings drop.
7. continues to do little other than talk and do small things. ratings go down a tad bit further.
8. reelected!! ratings go up yet again. repeat a few steps and…
9. sh-tty president ends his term. everybody is pretty po’d from his actions in office.
evolution of presidential approval ratings
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