evolutionary psychologist

a psychologist who shoehorns atheist belief into every conceivable human trait and vice.
man: i have a tendency to cheat on my wife
evolutionary psychologist: that’s not your fault, you were born that way.
man: thank f-ck for that -cheers-

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