a psychologist who shoehorns atheist belief into every conceivable human trait and vice.
man: i have a tendency to cheat on my wife
evolutionary psychologist: that’s not your fault, you were born that way.
man: thank f-ck for that -cheers-
- eat her wipe paper
when a chick is even hotter than one who’s bath water you’d drink. guy 1: that chick is so hot i’d drink her bath water. guy 2: dude, i’d eat her wipe paper.
- sperm loogie
when you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie god d-mn sperm loogies all up in my throat, haaaaack spuu
- zachary page
a p-ssy come on stop being a zachary page!
someone who used to be fat, but lost a bunch of weight and now isn’t funny anymore. trying to be funny again? what a kluth!
a very nice, down to earth, intellegant girl, loves hershey’s and would kill anyone for a decent chicken wrap! dances like an old man! loves pong, megan, leah and imogen! is really funny and very talented you should be more like arlayna