Evony

a free online game whose ads are mostly aimed towards h-rny teenagers.
wow, did you see that ad for evony? you know, the one with the giant t-ts? i don’t care what the game is, i’m playing!
a browser based game with extremely misleading adverts. i think you build cities in the game, but i wouldn’t know, because all i saw on the advert was a blonde woman with an -ssload of cleavage and a b-tt-chin. you can hardly even see her face. just her unnaturally large t-ts. probably aimed towards 10 year olds, but the adverts attract h-rny 15 year olds who want some messed up hooker-banging game.
boy: -sees evony ad- -gets hard-on-
a new, free, mmprorg which was launched in early 2009. formerly known as civony, it is a 2d, browser based game that runs in realtime. to date, servers have been plagued by lag, bugs, and random shutdowns. it is sold as “free forever” but players can choose to buy game “cents” for a ration of 10:1 on the dollar. this is widely regarded as ridiculously overpriced and many reports of game cents disappearing have been reported.
i started playing evony the other day and spent alot of time building up my city, now i can’t even log on so some -sshole is probably now attacking me.
an online browser based civilization clone whos ad campaign has no hint as to what the game actually is. t-ts sell. play secretly.
did u see the t-ts on that videogame ad for evony? its gotta be a f-ck a hooker game!!
a new medieval empire-building which has had mixed reviews, it says “play unnoticeably” however on wikipedia it says “despite the fact that evony does nothing to hide itself from network logs and its url and cookies will still be present in a web browser’s history like any other website.” also a running slogan for the campaign was “save the queen!”, although within the game, there is no queen to save.

not only that, it has been accused of breaching copyright laws, as it says on wikipedia: “the game and website currently uses graphics from various games including microsoft’s age of empires: the age of kings and age of mythology as well as descriptions copied directly from sid meier’s civilization iii and civilization iv, as well as from other mods and wikipedia.

during the ongoing advertising campaign a particular advert featuring a fairy was apparently taken from the website costumecraze.com. the owners were subsequently informed and blogged about this.”

and there was another controversey about the developer corporation, universal multiplayer game entertainment being linked to wowmine, a chinese operation known for gold mining. also criticism made regarding the game has been removed from evony’s forum by moderators.
guy 1: have you played evony?

guy 2: no, i’ve been reading about it on wikipedia, it as been accused of some serious crimes, being linked to illegal operations, copyright issues and unethical and misleading adverts.

guy 1: i don’t care, i like it
a f-cking r-t-rded game with extreamly misleading adverts on ever single web site you visit(and i mean like f-cking everywhere!)that has to use s-xuality and cleavage that has nothing to do with the content of the game

this game has to use s-xuality in its adverts to make h-rny b-tards believe you will f-ck some body in the game
h-rny dumb-ss: hey did you see the evony chicks huge t-ts

smart dude: no i was to busy making fun of how they’re so desperate for players they have to use half nude chicks to get h-rny 15 year olds play
h-rny dumb-ss: i don’t care im playing any way !!!!!!
a grotesque ad of a computer animated (presumably female) elf that appears at the top/side/bottom of all internet webpages.

an order to view this ad, or one if its many variations, you must visit any random url.
ugh! these evony ads collectively waste so much bandwidth, i’ve probably spent at least fifty dollars on them alone!

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