Ew My God
combination of “ew” and “oh my god.” used when someone is both grossed out and surprised by something.
“ew my god! she asked an eighth grader to winter formal?!”
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the sound a m-ssive p-n-s makes when it either moves around or makes contact with another object. also the sound of whipping aforesaid p-n-s out. “woah, i just tripped on something when i walked in.” shrug, “shwaboom.”
- fudge pit
the -sshole of a f-g that is so large it can fit 10 other men in it mark anthony daigle is such a fudge pit! he can fit 10 d-cks in there!
- fud valve
the bit of female anatomy urine is ejected from. morag: ever tried to do a pee in the shower senga ? senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water. morag: i do it in the bath all the time. senga: submerged is fine.
- gorecki-moment
a truly rare and special moment in one’s life when everything you have previously experienced seems to lead to this moment. named after song górecki (sometimes spelled gorecki) from lamb’s self-t-tled debut alb-m. as former lamb’s singer lou rhodes puts it: “those moments are like a kind of vortex; as if life led to them […]
- shwonking
to be joking or kidding. “omg i was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible.”