ewart


a s-xual deviant. in bed, a god. purveyor of insane rockstar s-x.
so ewart came over last night – rocked my world! six times….six…!!! i don’t want to get off the couch…ever.
a funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occ-ssionally yells “holy d-ck”, “oh d-ck” and the new one “dun diddy”
“hey ewart”
“dun diddy dun”

“that thing got a hemi?”
“holy d-ck!”

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