ewect


the state of having a six-year-old-size erection.
tommy got a b-n-r in his sweatpants… turns out he was ewect.

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    to make fun of, make light of. or the act of being silly. susie and her crew were clowning rosa for having toilet paper stuck to her shoe. to insert your t-st-cl-s into a woman’s -n-s, while at the same time inserting your p-n-s into her v-g-n-; normally occurs with several black men standing around […]

  • squeeze the sponge

    to go take an unnecessry p-ss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. usually on road trips or before long movies. since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

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    mattchew is the irish form of matthwew “mattchew can’t say matthew”

  • exharted

    vrb. to extract by force a naturally produced methane gas through the human -n-s. to exhart or (noun) exhartism bill felt violated when he was exharted by frank.

  • exigology

    (n.) a statement whose converse is its own explanation. a: girls aren’t interested in me, so i don’t see why i should care about hygiene. b: that’s an exigology. exigology is neither a word nor slang. it was made up in the sat-rday morning breakfast cereal webcomic of dec. 14, 2011. there are no examples, […]


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