EWess


the combination of the first letter of first name e as well as the first half of any last name that starts with wes–. this is typically said in a two toned e…wess with the pause in the middle denoting the importance of the person speaking. this is a term that applies to many people both at the university of chicago and around the country. an ewess oftentimes is a that kid, but seems to be the only person to pull it off. a giant -sshole most of the time, ewess-es manage to sound incredibly rude, sometimes racist and oftentimes downright stupid, but pull it off in a manner that does not alienate people and instead garners friends. this is a term that applies to very few people the world over, but they are oftentimes the best people.
person one: that eric is such an ewess! earlier today he was making fun of developmentally challenged children.

person two: yea, he is such a that kid in cl-ss. i heard he was trying to bring swear words into the cl-ssroom because he claims that words have no value.

person three: i like him anyway.

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