Ewifh


1. an asian-inspired name created by pressing random letters on the left side of the keyboard. unique and hard to pr-nounce, many people with common names such as ‘michael’ would rather have this name.

2. also, the name of a member on a chinese networking site with the display picture of a baby.
“omg, i hate the name michael… i wish i had a name like ewifh.”

“hey man, did you check our ewifh’s photos on mysp-ce?”

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