Ewna Lady
the definition of ewna lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth.
the ewna lady is the name of the library receptionist at bally boys library.
there are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be cl-ssified as ewna lady. so far students paul ‘oh puh kick’ aided and abetted by his fellow student marko ‘king leonidas’ peter ‘shot pete’ abijah ‘black magic’ and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify ewna ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) an ewna lady must have been working at the school/ workplace/inst-tution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) the ewna lady despite working at the school/ workplace/inst-tution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. she does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) the ewna lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) the ewna lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeb-lls.
in the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of ewna lady is the highest. this is closely followed by swamp creature proceeded by lagoon monster and then what the f-ck is that followed next by a bucket of yuck.
shot pete “excuse me i really gotta print off this -ssignment for next cl-ss can you please turn the computers on?”
ewna lady “i dont have the authority to turn the computers on.”
ewna lady “every book i pick up is sticky”
ray ray rankin “ey you ah ah ah charley farley harley.”
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