Joga TV


a series of football (soccer) commercials by nike promoting the “beauty” of the sport and showing examples of “how it should be”. the host of these clips is eric cantona, a legendary manchester united footballer who promotes fair play and p-ssion, but hates the pulling of shirts and voilence on the field yet he once unleashed a kung fu kick on a fan back in 1995.
there should be a joga tv clip featuring zidane and his headb-tt, maybe that would “make the ball happy”

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