ewps
internet chat form of “oops.” used for “foot-in-mouth” situations.
carl: why doesn’t your dad ever pick you up from school?
bob: my dad’s in the big house
carl: ewps
sentiments uttered after an accidentally dirty predicament: oops + ew = ewps.
(tonight at the strip club… matt gets a $1 lap dance…)
jay: guys, what is on matt’s upper lip? o.o
stripper: ewps!
ewp stands for east weymouth projects .
they think they`re the baddest people in the world well go to boston and see how long you live there .
all the 15 and 16 year olds think that weed is cool and drinking is the best thing ever .
theyy all think weed is the biggest drug but it’s only a gateway drug and leads to c-ke and heroine . well have dying project kids .
they have their own little ewp sign that they do with their hands they can’t just make the e-dub one . north weymouth or as i like to call it n-dub don`t have gay sh-t like that . all they do is make their n-dubb thing .
15 year old kid : wanna smoke and drink tonight . i got weed .
other kid : you are so gay, no wonder you have no friends .
other 15 year old : f-ck yeaa i’ll drink and smoke wit ya .
other kid : well have killing yaselves peace . oh wait you don’t care ewp kids are to cool for that
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