EWWAP
an acronym for “extended weekend work attention paralysis.” this is the feeling of distraction that consumes employees’ attention when they know a long weekend is about to begin.
it’s friday before memorial day weekend and all you feel like doing at work is posting acronyms to urban dictionary that describe your feelings of distraction and lack of motivation to be productive on the job so you come up with ewwap and post it, effectively killing 10 minutes of the dragging day.
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