ex girlfriend

this is the woman you always put the time to.
this is the woman whose problems you always listened to.
this is the woman you spent $500 dollars on just to make her christmas/birthday/valentines day the best one of the year.
this is the woman who you always took your consideration into for everything.
this is the woman who you always remained loyal to, no matter how difficult it was.
this is the woman who always said she wasn’t “in the mood” when you were, so you never forced anything out of her no matter how many weeks she hasn’t f-cked you.
this is the woman who stopped conversing with you in favor of b-tching about everything in her life.
this is the woman who just f-cked you to shut you up about issues in the relationship.
this is the woman who constantly flirted with other guys but paid no attention to you.
this is the woman who blew all the money you gave her on stupid bullsh-t.
this is the woman who never listened to a d-mn word you said.
this is the woman who never bothered to spent time with you and blew you off all the time.
this is the woman who reeled herself away from you constantly.
this is the woman that shoved you in the friend zone.
this is the woman that dumped you and said it was all your fault because she is a selfish, egotistical, arrogant, narrow f-cking idiot.
evil – adjective – morally reprehensible
my ex girlfriend is a f-cking idiot. i was the best man for her, then she shoved me in the friend zone and said all the faults in the relationship were my fault, then she starts dating other men and talks about how much of a victim she is when they treat her like cr-p.
the bipolar b-tch that took you for granted all along, she does not have intentions to get back with you, but will torture and play with your emotions. she would sabotage and c-ckblock you if give her the chance.
i was sweet and nice with my ex-girlfriend, but she played hot and cold with me and took for granted.

the person you used to loved and share intimate moments with, now she hates you and will do her best to make your life miserable.

i hate my ex, i was sweet and nice with her and she used me all along.

the person that turn you into a jerk, and thanks to her you get laid all the time.

any woman who is a b-tch and who you dumped because she wanted you to be someone else you cant be and she is a b-tch regardless.
my ex girlfriend is a cheap piece of sh-t who is a f-cked up b-tch that tried to change me.
that b-tch that dumped you for no reason.
guy 1-“man, i can’t believe trish broke up with me! i gave her two years man…. two years! now she is my ex-girlfriend…”

guy 2-“looks like you get to put another one on the ex-girlfriend chart.”
what over 60% of internet p-rn purports to be about.
shaky camera? check.
hipster chick? check.
sociopathic video description? double-check.

ex.; “exgf_brutaly_f-cked_in_her_sl-tt_p-ssy.mpg,”; “watch_my_ex-girlfriend_pounded_by_13inc-ck.avi”
girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. they are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. not all ex girlfriends are like this though.
my boyfriend’s ex girlfriend won’t leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.
any woman/girl who is a b-tch and who you dumped because she would not stop lying, even when you said if you tell one more f-cking lie im seriously done with you, im not kidding seriously ill know if you do. then the next night she lie’s, you debate on whether or not to call her out on it, while pondering that you think about your hott next door neighbor and then call her out on it, and end the relationship, thus becoming free from her evil succubus b-tch claws,
my ex-girlfriend is a cheap piece of sh-t who is a f-cked up b-tch that lie’s, lie’s, lie’s, and will never be happy because she isnt happy with herself and because of this she try’s to change everyone around her, even her boyfriend… sorry ex boyfriend, when there isnt anything wrong with him.