Ex-girlwife
“the” former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn’t, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. i mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
g: “been in touch with lucy?”
b:”i haven’t seen her in years, man. why would you ask me that?”
g: “dude, everyone knows she’s your ex-girlwife.”
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