ex I never had
1. someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.
2. someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.
-snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away-
gf: who is that?
bf: ugh, the ex i never had.
‘ex’: well why don’t we go on a long walk together…alone?
bf: uhhhhh…
gf: who do you think you are? the ex he never had?
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