Ex-Math
the logical study and application of basic mathematical principles to deduce when your significant other was last with their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.
while founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.
girlfriend: “i wondered after i left about the age you said you were when you were with xx so i put everything in a calendar. you said you were 24 so that was a couple of months before me? 🙂 sorry. i try not to be curious about stuff as that is typically not a good thing. but i wondered it and so i’m just…um..saying that i was curious.”
boyfriend: “well if you’re going to use ex-math, put it on a chinese calendar. that way i haven’t been with her since last year. does that make you feel better?”
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