ex-static


when your ex calls ,and you’re not too excited about it, and you have to get off the phone, you run into some ex-static.
yo dawg, shaniqua called the otha day and i told her i couldn’t talk cuz i didnt have reception.

aw for real, was you going through a tunnel?

nah dawg, it was some ex-static.

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