Exam Boner
when you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. with nothing to p-ss the time, your mind wanders to p-rn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarr-ssing erection.
guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
guy 2: i know, i was so bored
guy 1: hey, weren’t you behind that girl jessica?
guy 2: yeah, i got a m-ssive exam b-n-r
guy 1: wow, embarr-ssing!
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