exbian
an ex-girlfriend that has “turned gay” after a break up with her boyfriend. it is often considered cool for a guy to have one ex girlfriend who is now lesbian, however more than one in a man’s past indicates a problem with him.
john: “do you think that you and jane will ever get back together?”
chris: “nah man, she went all exbian on me.”
or
mich-lle: “girl, don’t go out with that guy, he’s got like five exbians…”
lisa “whew, thanks for the tip. i don’t wanna catch that.”
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