excalibur dick


is when one posses the almighty c-ck. presented to thee who’m found worthy of such s-xual prowess, rules the ovaries far beyond camelot. his sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of author himself, can only weild such powerful c-ckery.
she begged for the t-ts of the round table to be ravaged by excalibur…

she received that medieval d-cking, that true rule, excalibur d-ck.
renown for giving that true excalibur caliber.

unfettered by trivial masculinity, alexis only responds to pleasure from that excalibur d-ck.

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