excelcolism
ek sel’ kuh lism (n) 1. the tabulation of the number of alcoholic beverages one has consumed over a given time period, usually recorded on a computer spreadsheet. 2. an obsessive desire to tabulate such results, esp. resulting in untoward consequences such as absenteeism, denial, social isolation, petty theft, etc.
– my stats are in! in 2012 i drank 421 beers, 125 gl-sses of wine, and 84 mixed drinks. that averages out to just under 2 per day.
– whoa! you’ve got a serious problem with excelcolism, you know that?
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