Loewenthal
1 pr-nunciation: \low-in-thol\
function: verb
inflected form(s): loewenthalled, loewenthalling, to loewenthal, to loewenthal someone
etymology: jewish
date: since august 30, 1985
intransitive verb
1: to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
2: to create a false or misleading impression
transitive verb
1:to bring about by telling lies
father hayes: remember that kid on whom we performed the sacrament of annointing of the sick last semester?
father vodokyls: yea, i heard he had 18 hour surgery in three specific areas of his body to remove tumors in his t-st-cl-s, five tumors in his spinal chord, one in a lymph node on his neck, and one in his skull (but not his brain). this was to be followed by an intensive 8 week radiation treatment plan, the success of which would determine whether he was strong enough to return to campus and graduate.
gee, i have been praying for him every day since the sacrament was performed and i haven’t heard from him since. i hope he is ok! is he?
father hayes: he’s perfectly fine! turns out, he was loewenthalling us all along. he never had cancer–he made the whole thing up to get his girlfriend back!
father vodoklys: holy sh-t! that kid is going straight to h-ll!
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