excremains
when you have to take a sh-t, but you have no toilet paper – just paper towels. but, you can’t flush the paper towels, so you sh-t in the toilet and then wipe your -ss on the paper towels and then put the paper towels in a paper bag in front of you. then you carry the paper bag with the “excremains” around no matter where you go like a symbol of joy and contentment — or you can throw it away…but i think that’d be just stupid.
today, we ran out of toilet paper, but its cool cuz i used my sticktuitiveness to manufacture a rare batch of excremains.
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1. used to describe the white fluid a man ejects from his p-n-s. 2. a word used to heckle pedestrians. 1. “i am so h-rny i need to make spreeme” 2. “that spreeme just cut me off!”
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