Excrementuously
a) a dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a cr-ppy path.
b) to add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) to express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
you: tell me please!
you: you know i always love to hear about you.
me: i’d better not…
you: i want to know why you thought it was romantic…
me: fine…
me: today, i unloaded the biggest dump ever!
you: were you also with diarrhea?
me: i wish i were…
me: my sh-t was hard and thick…
me: it felt like cartman’s alien probe…
you: o’rly?
b)
me: yeah, my -ss still aches excrementuously…
me: can we change the topic?
c)
you: sure…
you: you know i got this amazing macbook right?
me: how could i ever forget…?
you: well, now i am thinking on either getting an ipod or an iphone…
you: what do you think?
me: thee god, i don’t know why you ask about the iwhatevers.
me: i think it is escrementuously obvious!
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