excremished
a ‘spattering’ or small fittle of excrement, usually on the face, would be known as a blemish, were it not excrement. sometimes the product of a ‘fartle’.
“when we went for that curry i don’t think mitch should’ve had the vindaloo, there wasn’t a dry face in the toilets after he’d finished, well actually i was making an overstatement, a couple of people had been excremished by the sheer explosive nature of his emissions.”
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