excuse deuce


as we all know sh-tting can be embar-ssing when hanging out with someone of the opposite s-x, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

a reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a cr-p
“i really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know”

“ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?”

“hey i’m running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any dvd’s we can borrow ill be back in 20”

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