excuse my french

also ‘pardon my french.’ phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.
‘excuse my french, but that woman is a f-cking c-nt.’
or, after stubbing one’s toe,
‘ow! f-ck! jeeesus! i’m sorry … excuse my french.’
something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like f-ck, sh-t, -ss, b-tch, or possibly barbara steisand.
excuse my french, but little jason is just the most r-t-rded f-cking little b-st-rd on the block. too bad his f-cking wh-r- of a mother didn’t use a condom.
french is commonly -ssociated with s-xual vulgarity. the idea that anything french is wicked, s-xual, and decadent has invited many english speakers to insult the frogs.
the term “french” has many other s-xual meanings. french culture is a common s-x worker euphemism for oral s-x, a french lesson is a visit to a prost-tute, french kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. they used to call p-rn pictures “french prints” and being frenchified was catching syphilis.
reference: the slanguage of s-x by brigid mcconville & john shearlaw, 1985.
excuse my french, but that guy is such a f-cking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was p-ssed out drunk!
pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.
what people sometimes say when they accidently swear.
“oh f-cking h-ll, excuse my french”
expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.
excuse my french, but that motherf-cker is one b-tch–ss c-cksucker.
a handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter’s school princ-p-l, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a mary sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.
“excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to f-ck her way into getting an a into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin wh-r- and should be shot down with a rabies gun.” said the punk to the goth.

the goth narrowed her eyes, “maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day.”