excusitis
derived from the word “excuse”.it is tendency/disease/regular behaviour of making excuse for every poor performance.in simpler words,giving excuses for everything and trying to back their faults
person 1:-your calculation seems wrong
person 2:-i guess the calculator isnt working right
person1:-your handwriting is ridiculous
person2:-i think the pencil isnt dark enough
person1:-dude,you are excusitis
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