Exdeath
exdeath is the villain of final fantasy v. he looks like a heavily armored knight, but is actually a mage. wields a sword, but is actually a tree. he is also part of the void. so that officially makes him tree-knight-magesword. he likes to laugh a lot, which hides his true ident-ty as a jolly old soul. his famous laugh sounds like “hurf durf”. hates turtles, he can often be seen fighting with teleporting ones specifically, in an epic battle to the death. ex-death, that is. he also enjoys sending poor souls and inanimate objects into the void, but that’s because his mother, the cloud of darkness didn’t hug him as a child. she also has a hurf-durf laugh, but conceals it because exdeath is a tree-knight-magesword.
“hurf-durf i’m a tree”
“you don’t like final fantasy v? to the void with you!”
“golbez sucks”
“garland secretly likes men so that’s why i’m more hurf-durf!”
“exdeath is the king of armor, gabranth needs to get out. into the void. to the void!!!!!”
bad-ss ffv villain. started as a tree with an evil spirit,then worked his way up to having a castle and lots of monsters until he was sealed away by four crystals. later escaped and returned to his homeworld until he gained the power of the x-zone and became neo exdeath.
i pwned neo exdeath with my four mimics with gp toss and meteo.
boss from ffv, did a lot of things to destroy the world. was a tree first, then he turned into an evil knight. fought a turtle, killed an old guy and then f-cked up two worlds. finally he got all hopped up on void power and became neo exdeath then he died.
dammit exdeath get off my lawn.
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