executive wipe


a common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.

after taking a notable and relieving dump, the -n-s is wiped as normal. however, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.

something stinks. i can’t pinpoint the smell. sorry i had an executive wipe during our meeting break. it’s my sleeve you are smelling. i couldn’t get it to wash out.

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