Exhausted Kitten Complex
exhausted kitten complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn’t fully awake. symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of g-d into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. warning: people who experience exhausted kitten complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to b-mp into walls and/or furniture. if a person appears to be doing a bad asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
“my mom woke me up at five o’clock this morning for no apparent reason.”
“dang! i bet you got mad! did you put the fear of g-d into her for waking you up?”
“no. i wanted to but my exhausted kitten complex kicked in and all i could do was mumble incoherently. after watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps i needed to go back to sleep.”
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