Exhausterbate


masturbating to the point of exhaustion
friend: hey! want to hang out? you: i would, but i am exhausterbated
when you just can’t get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain’t cuttin’ it…
“my gosh, it’s midnight! if i’m going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, i’ve got to get to sleep…time to exhausterbate!

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