exit wound
synonym for the -n-s. the opening through which things exit the body.
i got shraped pretty badly this morning. i’m going to the doctor to have him examine my exit wound.
i asked my doctor about my exit wound and why it won’t close. he said it’s permanent and that there’s nothing to do about it but to keep it clean.
(n.) the brown mark left behind in your underpants when the tip of a t-rd decides to slide out of your -sshole, breach the -ss cheek barrier, and scr-pe the cloth of your underpants.
fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this morning before work and i really had to make duty. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn’t cr-p your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in ’em. luckily, it wasn’t a full blown sh-t fest.
fella #2: …i would’ve just taken the dump in her shoes.
1. a wound caused by a bullet that goes through a part of the human body. especially painful if caused by a hollow.
2. (pl) a very, very bad movie.
1. that hollow sure caused some nasty exit wounds …
2. man, i just watched exit wounds, and it was very, very bad. exit wounds totally sucked.
what happens at the end of a very very very strong curry.
upon exit of the curry from the digestive system, a particularly potent meal the night before will result in pain in the exit area.
i can’t put it any nicer
dude, that vindaloo last night was dodgy. this morning i had exit wounds
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