falcon lover


a large hairy fat person who loves his ford falcon so much that he will spend an incredible amount of money sticking ebay “performance” parts on the car and then sing the theme song to fast & furious as he drives it, ripping the e-brake up trying to perform ‘drifting’ and causing traffic accidents.
andrew is a flamboyant falconlover. look at the pink neon lights he’s just added to his falcon.
an internet meme created by popular youtuber “pewdiepie”.
it’s supposed to represent the stupidity of people advertising themselves in the youtube comment section and stop it, but ironically it had instead done the opposite and sp-wned hundreds of spam “flacon lord” and “falcon lover” accounts. falcon lover uses poor grammar and punctuation, and eventually discovers he’s a giraffe.
falcon lover:
“deer falcon clan
we lost one of our on ubs today

we are now down to 3 ubs

my brother unsubed also
maybe u n olike my videoz
maybe u hater

:(”

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